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001			232979516
003			OCoLC
005			20140529093436.0
008			080628s2009 nyu 000 0 eng d
020			_a9781416596363 (pbk.)
020			_a1416596364 (pbk.)
035			_a(OCoLC)232979516
040			_aBTCTA _cBTCTA _dYDXCP _dDSR
082			_2813 HAN
100	1		_aHandler, Chelsea.
245	0	0	_aAre you there, vodka? It's me, Chelsea / _cChelsea Handler.
250			_a1st Simon Spotlight Entertainment trade paperback ed.
260			_aNew York : _bSimon Spotlight Entertainment, _c2009.
300			_a264 p. ; _c21 cm.
505	0		_aBlacklisted -- Chelsea in charge -- Prison break -- Bladder stones -- Big red -- Dining in the dark -- Dim sum and then some -- Barking up the wrong tree -- Re-gift -- Jumped -- Mini-me -- Costa Rica.
520			_aWhen Chelsea Handler needs to get a few things off her chest, she appeals to a higher power--vodka. Welcome to Chelsea's world--a place where absurdity reigns supreme and a quick wit is the best line of defense. In this collection, Chelsea mines her past for stories about her family, relationships, and career that are at once singular and ridiculous. Whether she's convincing her third-grade class that she has been tapped to play Goldie Hawn's daughter in the sequel to Private Benjamin, deciding to be more egalitarian by dating a redhead, or looking out for a foulmouthed, rum-swilling little person who looks just like her, only smaller, Chelsea has a knack for getting herself into the most outrageous situations. --From publisher description.
650		0	_aMan-woman relationships.
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908			_aHQ801
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